This is going to be short as I have to go to bed.  Just a few things:

1.  My brother almost got his brain knocked out by a spring that came loose from his garage door.  It left a rust stain as it grazed across his back and crushed a metal paint can with a lid on it clear on the other side of the garage!

2.  My mom almost choked to death yesterday.  She was eating chicken and it wouldn't go down.  She tried to wash it down with some milk, only to have it run out of her mouth.  My dad had to do the Heimlich Maneuver on her THREE times to dislodge the chicken! 

3.  What's with everyone trying to die around here???  STOP IT!

4.  My neighbor, who has four girls and is expecting her fifth baby...she found out today she is having another GIRL!  Yay her! LOL

5.  Klara and Will obtained a 22 quart box of powdered milk while I was in the bathroom yesterday and dumped it all over the carpet in the toyroom.  Yes...it's true.

6.  Klara put trumpet valve oil in her ears tonight...I had to flush that out with saline.  I hope she is not deaf in the morning.  Any thoughts on that?  Petroleum distillates + ear drums = ?   Perhaps just some real excellent ear wax removal.

7.  Jared feigned a stomach ache so he could stay up and watch the winter olympics some.  He is such a freaking faker...

8.  Oh...and I took a pregnancy test this evening and got a light positive....

Have a good evening....